Rent the Ranch (Because Your Backyard Isn't Cutting It)

Got a milestone birthday, a shotgun wedding, or just a desperate need to herd your rowdy friends into a space that isn't your own living room? The Redneck Ranch is officially open for event rentals.

We require a 3-hour minimum rental because, let’s be honest, it takes at least an hour just to get everyone off their phones and another two to make it a real party.

Since we actually have a day job running this place, you can lock down the Ranch during our prime "off-hours." Check the schedule before you start printing those invitations:

• Mondays & Tuesdays: 7:00 AM to Midnight (For those who like to party like it’s the weekend, even when it’s a soul-crushing Tuesday).

  • Planning an absolute marathon of a party? If you want to rent the space for more than 5 hours, you need to contact us directly. We love a good time, but anything longer than five hours requires a special conversation so we can make sure the Ranch (and our staff) are prepped and ready.

• Wednesday through Sunday:

  • 7:00 AM to Noon (perfect for morning folks and people who love a good noon exit), and

  • 8:00 PM to Midnight (for the night owls who thrive after dark).

Space is limited, manners are optional, but booking ahead is highly recommended.

(RENTAL INCLUDES PASSES FOR UP TO 12 RIDERS/$25 PER ADDITIONAL RIDER/WAIVERS REQUIRES FOR EVERY RIDER)